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Glass cutting board with hot pink and black leopard print. Text box reads “I CAN COOK—IF I HAVE TO. But I Much Prefer A Spicy Read Over A Hot Meal.”
The cutting board is displayed upright in the hands of a cook to convey its size.
Close-up of cutting board corner showing squared edge.
This image shows the cutting board displayed on the table with a knife placed beside it.
The cutting board is shown placed upright against a white brick wall.
Glass cutting board with hot pink and black leopard print. Text box reads “I CAN COOK—IF I HAVE TO. But I Much Prefer A Spicy Read Over A Hot Meal.”

Cooking Optional. Romance Books Mandatory – Glass Cutting Board | Free U.S. Shipping

This unapologetically pink, wildly sassy, glass cutting board is made for readers who’d rather be elbows-deep in steamy pages than in dishes.

Sure, you can cook—but why, when your fictional harem is hot, ready, and doesn’t require preheating?

A five-star meal can’t hold a candle to a five-alarm smut scene.

Go ahead, order takeout. 

Features Galore!

Features That’ll Slice Through Meal Prep:

  • Spice-Ready Surface: Great for garlic, onions, or cutting ties with fictional men who don’t grovel enough.
  • Tempered Glass & Sass: Tough, sanitary, and built to outlast even your longest slow-burn.
  • Anti-Slip Rubber Feet: Because slipping mid-smut reenactment? Tragic.
  • Scratch-Resistant Print: The only thing more vibrant is your group chat after a good book twist.
  • Multitasking Icon: Doubles as a charcuterie board or just stunning kitchen eye candy. You’re welcome.
Care Instructions
  • Hand wash only
  • Wipe with a damp cloth
  • Do not put in dishwasher
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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